Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock! Who's there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh who, is anybody home?

2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Bee. Bee who? Bee a dear and answer the door, will you?

3. Knock, knock! Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will these jokes ever end?

4. Knock, knock! Who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.

5. Knock, knock! Who's there? Mai. Mai who? Mai the force be with you.

6. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Who. Who Who? Are you an owl?

7. Knock, knock! Who's there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not Toby, that is the question.

8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I ring the bell.

9. Knock, knock! Who's there? Tuba. Tuba who? Tuba toothpaste. Now brush your teeth.

10. Knock, knock! Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya answer the door? All this knocking is driving me crazy!

Dad Jokes

1. My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

2. I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.

3. Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.

4. I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

5. Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie.

6. Where do rainbows go when they've been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.

7. I went to a silent auction. I won a dog whistle and two mimes.

8. How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.

9. Which vegetable has the best kung fu? Broc-lee.

10. I was going to try an all almond diet, but that's just nuts.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes 

1. Why did Chicken Little cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.

2. Why did the chicken cross the road? To bock traffic.

3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

4. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To stretch her legs.

5. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

6. Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road? Because he’s a road hog.

7. Why did the rooster cross the road? He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!

8. Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.

9. Why did the clown cross the road? To retrieve his rubber chicken.

10. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to know what all the jokes were about.